Costanza-Trump: The Long Island Connection

I was entertaining myself the other day watching a well-known TV personality boldly lie, exhibit massive insecurities, and display a stunning lack of empathy for other bipedal lifeforms. I’m not talking about Him, but rather … Seinfeld’s George Costanza.

Oh, you can learn a lot watching old Seinfeld episodes on YouTube!

I’m excited to say I found Don the Con’s doppleganger in a semi-fictional outer-borough schlub who moves to NYC empowered by his own self-importance but riddled with astonishing self-doubt and neuroses — in other…